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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:31

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is North Korea a jail?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s